I was… the HULK!!!

I had a weird, jumbled up, sort-of lucid dream today.  Here’s what I remember:
I was in some shopping center/amusement park kind of place with Angel and her boyfriend.  Nathan was nowhere around.  I guess I realized I was in a dream, because I decided I wanted to “Hulk out” to see what it was like.
(Is [...]

Getting your lungs licked by a Labrador Retriever

Strange dream last night.
Unfortunately, I can only remember the disturbing part.  I was sicced by a black labrador retriever.  The dog wasn’t angry, he just licked my face.  And then proceeded to stick his gigantic tongue in my mouth and all the way down to my lungs.
I realized that this probably wasn’t healthy or even [...]

Leaving at 6:30

I knew when I started working 3rd full time my sleep schedule would get messed up.
I woke up around 4:40 this morning and went to use the bathroom.  I wasn’t really tired, but went back to bed anyway.  Not a lot to do that early in the morning.  As I lay in bed, I heard [...]

Achtung Bowel Explosion

Haven’t posted in a while.  Been busy working third shift.
Anyways, I had another sleep paralysis episode the other night.  This one was much more dreamlike, and I almost hate to call it sleep paralysis. (Also, this involves toilet related stuff; you might want to stop reading.)
It was one of those dreams where I was back [...]

Ugh…

Good lord, when am I going to get over this current bout of depression?  I feel wore out and exhausted.  It’s invaded my dreams.
 Last night I had a weird jumbled up dream.  I was back in school, but I couldn’t figure out why.  (Shouldn’t I have graduated by now?)  Anyways, I was really at my [...]

Sabretooth Dreams

I had a very long, very violent dream involving the X-Men character Sabretooth. At least, I think it was supposed to be Sabretooth. More like part-Sabretooth, part Triple-H (whose voice I hear in my head when I read Sabretooth.)
It was one of those dreams where it changes scenes several times, but some parts of the [...]

Things That Go Crackly-crunch in the Night

I had another sleep paralysis event the other night. This one wasn’t TOO bad, but it was pretty vivid.
I was having these weird, vivid dreams all night long; and I would wake up a little after each one. They included:

one of my step-brothers had crapped on their bed. I shared the room with them and [...]